What Are Conscious Jokes?
Conscious Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of conscious jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber?
Just a little off the tip- I mean top.
#2
A guy with a wooden eyeball is self conscious...
...so he asks the homeliest girl at the ball if she would like to dance. She looks him straight in the face and says "would I?!"
#3
Be safety conscious.
80% of people are caused by accidents.
#4
Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
#5
What to NEVER EVER EVER say to a fat girl (or a girl who is overly conscious of her own weight).
(OC) As part of our team, you're expected to pull your own weight.
#6
"I'm so self-conscious" "I'm a very private person" "I'm the shyest
person I know" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram
#7
Why was the floppy disk self-conscious?
Because it was FAT.
#8
Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
#9
How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious?
Ask if her hair is an extensive property
#10
I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard...
Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking.
#11
Idea!
Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music.
#12
"I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public," I told my girlfriend.
"Don't worry, you aren't that ugly," she sniggered. I said, "No, but you are."
#13
alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were
you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
#14
I know it's normal to be naked in front of your doctor, but I still
get really self-conscious every time I go to the optometrist
#15
BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley
self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it
#16
Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten
to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks.
#17
The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious...
...because their Starkiller base was solar powered.
#18
me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and
is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old
#19
Driving a Prius shows women that you are socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, and will be completely unable to make them cum.
#20
What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?
A Green Bean
Why People Enjoy Conscious Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and conscious jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love conscious jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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