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Controls Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of controls jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese?
The hallouminatti.
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#2
Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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#3
What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany?
Adolf-in
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#4
I respect the moon, it controls two of our
most precious elements, oceans and wolves.
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#5
My angry wife controls everything.
She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her
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#6
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
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#7
Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is.
Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp.
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#8
I Know What You Did Last Summer.
You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls.
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#9
5-year-old: Dad, can you make the rain go away?
Me: Someone more powerful than me controls the weather. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Mom?
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#10
I had my appendix taken out as a child.
They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation.
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#11
What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?
The Igloominati.
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#12
But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ?
A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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#13
Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys?
They are the earliest to pull out of eu.
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#14
What's the difference between a man and an octopus?
Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain
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#15
Variety is the spice of life, until
it comes to shower controls.
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#16
deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings.
toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio
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