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Crumbs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crumbs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
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#2
Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?
Crackers always leave crumbs.
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#3
Whoever named it a "mobile" phone obviously didn't anticipate me
spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter.
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#4
Just did 100 crunches.
Crumbs everywhere.
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#5
[Bar] "What'll you have" Scotch "You want it neat" No thanks
*bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky* Thanks
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#6
[Interview] "Do you have any previous experience dealing with animals?"
[flashback to my flatmate leaving toast crumbs in the butter] ..Yes.
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#7
My iPhone won't even recognize my fingerprint
unless it's got crumbs on it.
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#8
Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when
really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur
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#9
Her: We have rats!
Me: We do? Her: Look something gnawed thru this package of cookies! Me: (wipes crumbs from my mouth) I'll buy traps.
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#10
Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort
of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs
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#11
Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet
paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?
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#12
Thanks for wiping down my table...
a damp surface that smells like a dirty sweat sock is so much better than a few crumbs.
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#13
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down.
What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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#14
ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of
the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices
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#15
What did the mexican get on his SAT's?
Taco crumbs
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#16
"Snitches get stitches," I whisper to my 3 year old as
he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets.
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#17
I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from
a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something.
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#18
It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second
base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
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#19
Clean sheet day!!
*brushes Pringles crumbs over to his side of the bed*
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#20
If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible
and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun.
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