What Are Cub Jokes?
Cub Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cub jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why are the bears such a bad football team?
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
#2
Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series...
I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
#3
I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.
108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
#4
How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?
2016.
#5
What's black & blue and hates sex?
A nun wearing a Cubs hat.
#6
What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?
Completely Useless By September
#7
What do you call a disabled cub scout?
A nub scout.
#8
Why was the lion cub sent to jail?
It was a child predator.
#9
I think the 2016 Cubs would beat the 1908 Cubs.
First, the 1908 Cubs are all dead. Second, the 2016 Cubs are all alive.
#10
What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?
They're used to disappointment.
#11
[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon?
[WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell
#12
To the Chicago Cubs Thanks,
you've doomed us all.
#13
A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh
pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet.
#14
How many gay guys does it take to flip a car?
We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
#15
What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common?
No Cubs.
#16
When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.?
#17
What's blue and gold and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
#18
Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs?
She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears.
#19
Donald Trump will run for President ...
When the Cubs win World Series.
#20
What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?
They turn off their Xbox.
Why People Enjoy Cub Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cub jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love cub jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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