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What Are Cups Jokes?

Cups Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cups jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change.
I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time.
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#2
*SNAP* *wife screams* *walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands*
*looks me in the eye* "why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"
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#3
I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me.
No need to rub it in
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#4
Energizing breakfast smoothie: 1.
2 cups chopped kale 2. 1 ripe banana 3. 1/8 tsp flax oil 4. 1/2 cup coconut water 5. 3 grams of cocaine
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#5
Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid??
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
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#6
Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
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#7
Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups?
Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!
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#8
I like my coffee like I like my women...
...in two enormous cups.
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#9
Ghana has eliminated the U.S.
from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again.
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#10
What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?
I feel positively charged!
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#11
What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
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#12
ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch.
im 26, available
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#13
Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
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#14
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...with extra large cups.
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#15
There was a king with three cups.
He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third.
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#16
*Eating mini Reese's cups* 5&7: Mommy what are you eating?
M: Dog poop.
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#17
Green smoothies because who has the time or energy
to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale
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#18
What do vampires call menstrual cups?
Shot glasses.
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#19
I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling
cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
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#20
I've had 6 cups of coffee and am
about to shave my pet cactus
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Cups Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cups jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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