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What Are Cushion Jokes?

Cushion Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cushion jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant
says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device.
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#2
I lost my virginity last week But it's fine.
Turns out it was just between the couch cushions.
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#3
How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
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#4
What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch?
There will be grim reaper cushions
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#5
How much do drum shaped sofas cost?
5 dollars per-cushion.
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#6
I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so
that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny.
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#7
You think your day was bad?
I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
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#8
The inventor of the remote control died yesterday.
As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions.
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#9
Who the hell buys furniture online?
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in? What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay?
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#10
Be the change you're looking for
between the couch cushions.
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#11
My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club.
I just hope they have good cushions..
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#12
Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion.
Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday.
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#13
I think my eyes are playing tricks on me.
*my eyes hide a whoopie cushion behind my skull*
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#14
I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her
last name to "Cushion." I mean, why even be a celebrity??
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#15
My daughter complained we were out of snacks
so I lifted the couch cushions.
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#16
Be the change you want to find
beneath the sofa cushions.
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#17
Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets
here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to
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#18
Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into
your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal
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#19
Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're
asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.
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#20
If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions...
I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too.
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