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Cv Jokes

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#1
[Job Interview] "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics.
What is 17 X 19?" "36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
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#2
My mother retired and
moved into a CVS.
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#3
I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume,
but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume
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#4
Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS.
I haven't run out of receipt yet.
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#5
When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole
everything except for the Father's Day cards.
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#6
A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items,
the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
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#7
CVS clerk: Receipt?
Me: Sure *God uses 2 fingers to gently close the eyes of an entire rain forest*
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#8
Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire.
Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out.
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#9
Job Interview "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics.
What is 17x19?" "36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"
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#10
CW: I like your scarf.
Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it.
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#11
I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years.
It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV.
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#12
What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots?
The Father's Day cards.
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#13
Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have
this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice.
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#14
the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter.
"not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
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#15
I celebrate International Women's Day by visiting my local CVS and torching
all their 'JUST FOR MEN' products while screaming: "NOT TODAY!"
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#16
YES!
The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!
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#17
An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS.
Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops.
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#18
Soo....
baltimore. Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill.
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#19
Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore?
They stopped selling newports...
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#20
*pulls away from kissing -What
does CVS stand for?
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