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Cyclist Jokes

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What Are Cyclist Jokes?

Cyclist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cyclist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to
wear their google search history on a t-shirt.
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#2
A cyclist gets into an accident...
As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, "U2?"
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#3
A cyclist told me to share the road, so
I threw a piece of asphalt at him.
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#4
Who do you sell second hand bikes to?
A re-cyclist.
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#5
I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment.
I tried it once and I killed a cyclist.
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#6
NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute?
They both peddle pussy!
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#7
I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save
the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist.
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#8
Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have
to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.
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#9
Damn girl that's a very red bike.
Are you a menstrual cyclist?
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#10
What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
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#11
I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment.
I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.
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#12
The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist.
~Australian drivers, apparently.
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#13
[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist:
[points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]
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#14
What do you call a biker on her period?
A menstrual cyclist!
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#15
[driving] Goddamn pedestrians [walking]
Goddamn drivers [both] Goddamn cyclists
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#16
Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him.
I feel so good right now.
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#17
I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment.
I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !
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#18
Does anyone know the difference between an elk and
a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist.
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#19
Why did the cyclist stop riding?
He was two tired
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#20
I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment.
I tried it once and I hit a cyclist..
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Cyclist Jokes?
Our collection features 21 Cyclist Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Cyclist Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Cyclist Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Cyclist Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Cyclist Jokes are available?
We currently have 21 Cyclist Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Cyclist Jokes?
Cyclist Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Cyclist Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cyclist jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love cyclist jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Cyclist Jokes to share?
A good cyclist jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Cyclist Jokes safe for all ages?
Most cyclist jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Cyclist Jokes?
cyclist jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Cyclist Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Cyclist Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new cyclist jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
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