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Dates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged
girl who dates bad boys, "because I can change him."
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#2
Why do they only put expiration DATES on food?
It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. "We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"
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#3
All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants
do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight.
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#4
Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would
cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick
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#5
What's the difference between me and a calendar?
The calendar has dates *sigh*
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#6
My tinder profile says I love dogs but then on dates
I elaborate that it is hot dogs and corn dogs
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#7
I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on
earth do you reply to "mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"
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#8
Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals?
........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates.
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#9
What app do nervous ppl order on dates?
Chicken Tinders.
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#10
Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes
for you to score, the better your game.
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#11
Why couldn't the tampon twins get dates?
They were both stuck up cunts!
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#12
Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded
ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet
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#13
What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1.
Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts.
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#14
Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena
Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?
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#15
I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products.
They were past the Dubai dates.
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#16
What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?
He dates his other sister.
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#17
I told you not to let those pigs In my office.
Now look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
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#18
(Disney Dating Tips) 1.Kidnap Dad 2.Coerce Daughter 3.Awkward music-filled
dates 4.Angry mob danger 5.Stockholm Syndrome -Beauty & the Beast
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#19
Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
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#20
Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which
dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap.
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