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Demon Jokes

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Demon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of demon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's
guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
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#2
[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a
bird would look like if it was a demon?
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#3
What do you call a demon that lives in your butt?
An ass-soul
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#4
[Ouija board] Me: Demon?
I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E
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#5
The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally
summoning demons during regular conversations
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#6
If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General
> Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)
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#7
Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis.
Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
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#8
Charlotte's Web is a horrible lie.
If you hear a spider talking, let someone know bc you either have a concussion or that spider is a demon.
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#9
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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#10
dear matt Damon for Halloween I think you should go as Matt Demon or Good Will Haunting.
text me if you do
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#11
Why did the demon get arrested?
Posession
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#12
I tried to cook something from scratch..and
ended up summoning a demon.
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#13
Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas
and spells for summoning ancient demons.
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#14
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but words can SUMMON DEMONS
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#15
I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood.
It's the only way I know how to exorcise.
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#16
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant posession.
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#17
i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon.
anyway, whats a good first date for a demon
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#18
*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him!
WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now
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#19
Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...
...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.
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#20
My SO always wanted a Disney wedding...
But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question.
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