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#1
It's 2012, aka the future.
Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot.
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#2
Nice cargo shorts.
You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.
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#3
"Hello, 912" wait did u say 912?
"yup" I meant to dial 911 "happens all the time" lol I'm such a goof "haha right?" my neighbor got stabbed
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#4
ME: Siri listen very carefully.
I need you to quietly dial 911, and... SIRI: I HAVE FOUND TWO RESTAURANTS WITHIN 5 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION.
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#5
probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an
actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet
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#6
WIFE: *motions to me that she's choking* ME: *immediately dials 911* 911:
what the emergency ME: *handing her the phone* here u talk to them
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#7
I put my Grandma on speed dial..
I call that Instagram
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#8
When I see a girl, I first look at her hair.
Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!
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#9
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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#10
I put my grandma on speed dial.
Instagram is a thing, right?
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#11
Kayne West gets arrested Officer: "Okay, Kanye you get one phone call." **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello?
Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone.
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#12
Dial Up Connection Was
the original Dubstep.
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#13
I used to have a problem watching internet pornography...
but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem.
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#14
*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] "You
can make one phone call" *Dials random # "Is your fridge running?"
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#15
Me: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Her: no Me: *dials another number* Hello, is it me you're looking for?
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#16
The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you.
So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM....
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#17
Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven.
Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it.
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#18
Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but
they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet
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#19
911: What's you're emergency?
ME: You mean "your"? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone's murdering me 911: You mean "murdered" ME:.. 911: [dial tone]
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#20
Dial 3 2 1 2 3 3 3 2 2 2 3 6 6 to get a beautiful
rendition of "Mary had a Little Lamb"
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