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Digit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of digit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite.
I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
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#2
Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator...
and give me them digits.
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#3
Girl can I get your digits?
Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.
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#4
"Please punch in your account number, phone number and the last four digits of your social
security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!"
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#5
They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier.
Not only is he a single digit; he's fat.
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#6
What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
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#7
Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black
girl giving me her digits.
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#8
I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in.
Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?
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#9
Figurative digits When is a 2 literally a 6?
When it has metaphor.
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#10
What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)
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#11
I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword.
Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card.
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#12
Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page...
...please enter your 17 digit password.
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#13
I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute
surgeon She finally took my digits this time!
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#14
Hot waitress just gave me her digits!
I have them in a cooler in my trunk.
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#15
My password is the last
9 digits of pi.
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#16
How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But
not know the digits of your phone number?
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#17
The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on
the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time.
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#18
Hate to brag, but a cute fireman gave me his number today.
It's only 3 digits & he said it's only for emergencies, but I know what he meant
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#19
The last four digits of you're credit card are:
8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?
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#20
What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?
Make it sew number 1!
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Most Digit Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Digit Jokes?
Digit Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Digit Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and digit jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Digit Jokes safe for all ages?
Most digit jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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digit jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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