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What Are Dock Jokes?

Dock Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dock jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to
the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.
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#2
Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!
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#3
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
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#4
Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?
Pier Pressure
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#5
[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat.
Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub.
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#6
Where do dock workers like to shop?
Crate and Barrel.
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#7
Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock
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#8
Where do sick boats go?
........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA
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#9
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
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#10
Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?
A docktor.
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#11
How short-sighted of you to include a fax number in your email
signature but not the coordinates of your zeppelin dock.
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#12
Why did the boy jump off the dock?
Pier pressure
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#13
Lately people have been trying to get me to jump
off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure.
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#14
Where do sick boats go?
The Dock
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#15
What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?
"It's asbestos could be."
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#16
What do you call a docks nanny?
An Au'Peir
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#17
Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?
Pier Pressure
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#18
If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by
the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing
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#19
Where does a dog go when he
loses his tail The dock.
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#20
New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI "I'm doing okay considering
how bad everything is." Pronounced: "ih-DOCK-bay"
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dock jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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