What Are Driven Jokes?
Driven Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of driven jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A man is driving and hits a pole.
"I knew I never should've driven in Poland!"
#2
My thoughts are as pure as snow...
after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
#3
I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not
be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
#4
I got really drunk on St.
Patty's Day last year and took the bus home. That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before
#5
What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?
Korea driven.
#6
I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home...
I've never driven a bus before!
#7
Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night..
especially considering I walked there.
#8
I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home Seemed like a
good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before...
#9
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.
That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
#10
Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?
because it was being driven by a woman
#11
I went out drinking last Friday and took a bus home.
That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
#12
A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, "This be the whaling ship
driven by the wench with two vaginas?" The pirate says, "Aye, we best be wary of har poons."
#13
When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice...
The first thing he said was: "Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."
#14
Owning a selfie stick is a good way to tell people that you've
driven all of your friends away with your narcissism.
#15
You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night.
Especially since you walked there.
#16
I saw Don Draper driving a toupee across a high-wire.
Another character driven piece on cable.
#17
Never judge a man 'till you've
driven a mile with his wife.
#18
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar.
Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism.
#19
I hate when I accidentally say "I love you" instead of "I'm biologically
driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"
#20
Some of you need to be driven out to the
country and released back into the wild
Why People Enjoy Driven Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and driven jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love driven jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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