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Drop Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drop jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby?
Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off.
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#2
Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard:
"Systems check cleared - ready for drop..." "Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."
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#3
I called my fishing boat "Dubstep" Because
it's the only time i drop the bass.
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#4
What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?
A-flat "minor"
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#5
If you drop a white hat into the
Red Sea, what does it become?
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#6
Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing?
Because he always drops the bass.
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#7
That amazing moment when you drop your phone
but the headphones save its life.
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#8
I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New
Year's Eve party right after everyone yells "...1!"
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#9
A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer.
And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;
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#10
Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
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#11
Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure..
Because I wanna drop a baby in you
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#12
If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in?
A flat minor
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#13
The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend...
Is that you have to drop the bomb twice..
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#14
I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?
Because it had a bad driver! drops mic
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#15
Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?
Because the rancher was a cattlist.
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#16
Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck!
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#17
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND WE MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse" "Oh rad, bring it in"
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#18
My new mixtape is called GPA...
And it's about to drop
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#19
50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50.
Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*
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#20
Have you ever heard of Skrillex?
Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it
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