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Dump Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dump jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I feel bad for people without arms...
... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump.
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#2
Sir this bag is too heavy, you'll have to pay an extra $25 to check it.
Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*
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#3
I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her.
I found out she was addicted to Meh.
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#4
For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look
embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump.
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#5
--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat.
--So that's where you get them.
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#6
So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life...
and I just feel so empty inside.
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#7
Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans?
Tronald Dump
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#8
LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever.
Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit.
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#9
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife?
Wipes his ass.
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#10
What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps?
Well shit.
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#11
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
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#12
Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war.
Sincerely, America
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#13
WIFE: Where are the groceries?
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean? *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
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#14
I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps.
It fucked my ass all up.
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#15
What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?
Down's in the dumps
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#16
imagined Beyonce taking a dump
and it ruined my morning
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#17
What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
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#18
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
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#19
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
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#20
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
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