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Early Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of early jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Boss: You're late!
On Friday, I made it clear that anyone arriving late would be fired Me: Well I didn't know! I ducked out early on Friday
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#2
Soon be Christmas...
WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever.
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#3
What's the difference between me and Christmas?
My wife isn't disappointed when Christmas comes early.
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#4
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize
for getting up early if you ask me.
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#5
It comes too early.
Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke.
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#6
A haiku about early morning starts...
No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
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#7
Really whenever I get
up is "too early."
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#8
Police are saying that they're looking for a black man in his early twenties...
And that they always will be.
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#9
In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately
portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content.
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#10
Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning
tomorrow, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
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#11
I went to the hospital today and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early.
She asked to see it, so I came on her face.
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#12
Anybody Home?
Yes, I am alone come in (house wife) Husband: WTF! (who came early from the office)
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#13
The early bird might get the worm, but
the second mouse gets the cheese.
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#14
What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?
They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
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#15
Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early?
Because "Ay papi!"
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#16
Oh, you're an early riser?
Yes. Have kids? No. A farm? No. Insomnia? No. Medical condition? No. Psycho.
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#17
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really?
What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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#18
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !
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#19
I told my son I was an early adopter.
He asked, what tech? Then it got weird.
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#20
My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was "practically
screaming out at her" That's the last time I buy her an orphan
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