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Earth Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of earth jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
God returns to his desk with lunch.
Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked "Earth". The avocado drops out of his sandwich.
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#2
The rotation of the earth
Really makes my day
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#3
Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching "Game of Thrones" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth.
She is always coming...
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#4
What are the two oldest animals on Earth?
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
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#5
Kinda cool how Earth is the largest
planet in the whole world.
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#6
In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old.
Don't be ignorant.
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#7
On the first day...
...God created the heavens and the earth. And on the second day, God created the food items in the back of my pantry.
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#8
Earth is huge.
There must be like 9 or 10 different countries on this thing.
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#9
Superman: Who's gonna be Batman?
*leaves Earth*
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#10
There are three kinds of people on earth Those
who can count to three and those who can't !
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#11
Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some
of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth.
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#12
God made Heaven and Earth
The rest made in China
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#13
Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews?
In the atmosphere.
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#14
What number is most common in earth sciences?
e
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#15
Whats the word im looking for?
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?
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#16
PEDIATRICIAN: This could sting a little.
KID: Okay. PEDIATRICIAN: One day the sun will envelope the earth and we will all turn to dust.
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#17
What did Earth say to the Sun?
My life revolves around you!
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#18
How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
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#19
What does the last man on earth watch on tv?
reruns
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#20
Moon: Yo, Earth!
Constant revolution?! Why so angry? Earth: You just don't understand the gravity of the situation. Sun: Oooh... Burn!!!
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