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What Are Egyptian Jokes?

Egyptian Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of egyptian jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen
in a river I guess he was in de Nile
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#2
Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire
way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood.
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#3
Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?
They have toots in common.
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#4
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
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#5
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
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#6
Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts?
It's true. They had a toot in common.
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#7
What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?
Tutankhamun.
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#8
Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?
In denial.
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#9
Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen.
They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.
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#10
Alien: We've returned, show us what you built with our technology Egyptians: ...
Aliens: ... Egyptians: ok don't be mad
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#11
Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?
Because it had too many threads.
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#12
I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river...
...but he was in The Nile.
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#13
Why was the Egyptian kid confused?
Because his daddy was a mummy
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#14
What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?
A Cairopractor!
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#15
"It's raining men.
Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
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#16
What do you call an Egyptian butt?
A sphinxter
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#17
In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay.
But he's still in the Nile.
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#18
Is it offensive to refer to
Egyptians as "mummies"?
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#19
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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#20
Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors?
Because they're all in de Nile.
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Egyptian Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and egyptian jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love egyptian jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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