What Are Elections Jokes?
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#1
There were elections in the United States.
Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why? It was a vote of T. Hanks.
#2
What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?
The US elections.
#3
The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours.
;) if you know what I mean
#4
Advice in elections How do you win an election?
By giving out candy
#5
Whats the difference between sex and US Presidental elections?
In sex,the decision to choose the cunt or the asshole is a pleasure
#6
Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections?
Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people.
#7
I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections...
Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated
#8
How often do Chinese people have elections?
When they wake up every morning.
#9
I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the
red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
#10
A Jew, a woman, and a racist walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I bet you thought this was going to be about the elections, didn't you?"
#11
If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again.
They can't stop talking about going Putin-free.
#12
With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was.
I said JFK, because he's so open-minded.
#13
Why doesn't Japan have elections?
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
#14
Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country?
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?
#15
I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section
has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016
#16
So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar...
Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke.
#17
Islamic state claimed responsibility
for american presidential elections.
#18
Mostly men lie before the elections,
sex and after fishing.
#19
What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?
News of the elections is getting old.
#20
Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
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