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#1
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?
Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
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#2
I was rescued after being exposed to the elements...
I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: "Once they go black, they never grow back."
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#3
Why do all the elements get cranky once a month?
Cause they are on their periodic table.
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#4
Some elements walk into a bar...
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "OH SNaP!"
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#5
Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
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#6
Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?
Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!
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#7
What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?
The noble gases because they don't react
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#8
So I just wrote a test on the Periodic
table of Elements It went berylliumtly
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#9
Liam Gallagher was never good in science.
When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said "Gold and silver and sunshine."
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#10
How often do elements masturbate?
Periodically
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#11
I recently started a company that combines Perchloric Acid with random elements...
So far you could say Bismuth is booming.
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#12
A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!
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#13
What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?
The atoms family.
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#14
Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements?
2POC
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#15
What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously?
Silly-con!
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#16
On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups.
The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit
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#17
What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station?
Cu Copper.
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#18
Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt
La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!
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#19
Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?
Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!
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#20
My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died...
He was exposed to the elements.
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