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#1
Santa has elves.
America has China.
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#2
What are calories?
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
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#3
What does the high elves call Gandalf?
Methrandir
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#4
How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be very small.
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#5
Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family
until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves.
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#6
J.R.R.
Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton.
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#7
And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling
me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa
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#8
Santa's elves are just a bunch
of subordinate Clauses.
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#9
What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?
Leave my presents
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#10
Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people!
White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!
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#11
English joke - What's another name for Santa's elves?
Subordinate Clauses
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#12
What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles?
The *kegel*-er elves.
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#13
How do elves spell?
With an elfabet.
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#14
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
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#15
Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys.
It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!
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#16
How many elves does a german santa have?
Elf.
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#17
Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell.
This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
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#18
Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?
Jingle Fett
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#19
You know I would love to show you the
toys my elves make for adults.
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#20
What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?
WRAP MUSIC!
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