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#1
What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?
A small medium at large.
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#2
Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open.
A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night.
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#3
Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children,
riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football.
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#4
Man escapes from insane asylum, and has sex with a girl in a laundry mat.
The newspaper the next day reads: "Nut screws washers and bolts." Edit: Error in title: laundromat*.
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#5
A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison.
The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
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#6
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison?
A small medium at large.
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#7
Our dog is named lucky he often escapes,
so we'll be up all night to get lucky
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#8
A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets
a look at the newspaper "Small medium at large"
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#9
What do you call it when a psychic midget escapes from prison?
A small medium at large.
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#10
What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter?
Harry Potter escapes the chamber
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#11
If a psychic midget escapes from police custody....
... is she a small medium at large?
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#12
Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods.
Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**
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#13
What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?
A small medium at large.
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#14
Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug.
he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug
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#15
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road.
The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.
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#16
What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison?
A small medium at large
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#17
Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police.
Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large.
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#18
Local News: GREG JOHNSON, 41, ESCAPES BEING EATEN BY
BEAR Bear News: FOOD NAMED GARG RUNS FROM LUNCHTIME
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#19
I just read a book about a girl who escapes from her parent's dispiriting home.
It's a runaway best seller.
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#20
Psychics A young psychic dwarf escapes from prison.
The newspaper headline the next day: "Small Medium at Large". Edit: Small not short
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