What Are Ex Jokes?
Ex Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ex jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
People that say "God never gives you more than
you can handle" never met my ex-girlfriend.
#2
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again.
#3
What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking?
My ex wife!
#4
Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off.
Why did you do that sharon
#5
Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy!
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope.
#6
I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife.
I'll put a patio on them later.
#7
My ex and I broke up because she said she couldn't be with someone who wanted her to change.
I just wanted her to stop sleeping with my friends.
#8
My ex posted a pic captioned, "Just me" and I commented,
"Yes just you and your 7 personalities"
#9
History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the "Lazy Susan",
but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife.
#10
If you're having a rough day, remember there are people
out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
#11
What is it called when you call your ex?
Ex-communication
#12
Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week?
Big mistake.
#13
My ex-girlfriend was a slut.
She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please.
#14
What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?
An Ex-Man.
#15
My ex broke up with me but left a bag of chips in my car.
3 weeks passed and I texted "I still got your chips if you want them."
#16
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore
so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.
#17
Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside
Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed
#18
How to impress your ex: 1.
Get rich 2. Get more attractive 3. Get a tiger 4. Ride tiger everywhere in preparation for confrontation with ex
#19
How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE
#20
When #EgyptAir announced "he's not a terrorist, just
an idiot" My ex wife phoned to see if it was me.
Why People Enjoy Ex Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ex jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love ex jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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