What Are Executive Jokes?
Executive Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of executive jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon !
Thanks Panama Papers !
#2
According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the
Vice President becomes the executive producer of "The Apprentice."
#3
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
#4
She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love.
He was a dog who thought he was people.
#5
IamA personal executive assistant answering questions on behalf of former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, AMA!
Whoops, wrong *sub.* [The Payoff](http://wompwompwomp.com/)
#6
"How many televised singing competitions are too many?"
"I don't know, let's find out!" - Television executives
#7
Car company executives must have the best memories
in the world because GM recalls everything.
#8
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
#9
I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing
Dora the Explorer to "Doreen the Submissive Housewife"
#10
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
#11
"WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"
-upset marketing executive
#12
First Executive Order: All pornstars
must now be blonde.
#13
When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer
at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.
#14
What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?
1% milk
#15
What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?
The Elf and Saftey Executive.
#16
My Executive Director said to me "Well aren't you an eager beaver" I was like "Oh my God, Why?
What have you heard???"
#17
Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside
down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise.
#18
EXECUTIVE: Calling our store "Bed & Bath" isn't working.
How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...
#19
How does the Addidas executive work through the night?
Three lines
#20
Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
Why People Enjoy Executive Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and executive jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love executive jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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