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Expense Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of expense jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There are three kinds of lies: lies,
damned lies, and expense reports.
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#2
You know what I love about people who buy followers?
I can laugh at their expense.
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#3
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
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#4
Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return.
Because she's a ho.
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#5
Can you write off a divorce as
a home improvement expense
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#6
When they say "all expenses paid"
does that include bail?
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#7
What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?
Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?
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#8
So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, "Hey, do you have any books
about the expense of a yell?" He replies, "Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."
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#9
I don't find it hard to meet expenses.
They're everywhere.
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#10
Why did hitler suicide?
Because he saw the gas expense
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#11
Jurassic World was fantastic movie...
In fact you could say, they "spared no expense"
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#12
sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain?
no... it never is
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#13
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely
surrounded by expenses.
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#14
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
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#15
Why did the butcher sell his shop?
Because he couldn't meat his expenses
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#16
Why did he cross back?
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
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#17
What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense?
Toupee' my friend...Toupee'
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#18
What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?
A Douche
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#19
Dr.
King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man.
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