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What Are Failure Jokes?

Failure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of failure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Secret to success is to know who
to blame for your failures.
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#2
Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure.
Whacked Drives Shatter...
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#3
San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't "kickslide" my bag around.
What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people.
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#4
Didn't manage to catch any fish today...
It was a failure.
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#5
What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?
An udder failure.
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#6
Doctor said I had kidney failure.
I asked "How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."
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#7
Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was
dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun.
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#8
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened?
He turned out to be a big boar.
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#9
My parents think im a failure...
I cant wait to show them the A i got on my hepatitis test
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#10
The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app.
Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off.
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#11
The divorce rate is almost at 60%.
How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
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#12
What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure?
Pun-ting
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#13
I went fishing but didn't catch
any fish It was a failure.
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#14
If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying "cello"
then I consider his entire life a failure.
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#15
What do you call a cow that gives no milk?
An udder failure.
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#16
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Heart failure
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#17
After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure.
In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.
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#18
I'm a failure as a sociopath.
I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath.
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#19
What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?
A defetus
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#20
My new fragrance is called Failure and
smells roughly like a bowling alley.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and failure jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most failure jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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