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What Are Fast Jokes?

Fast Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fast jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I like to shave my pubes...
It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast.
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#2
I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said "Mate,
that's disgusting" Him: "Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"
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#3
I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone.
The police officer said "I've been waiting for someone like you all day." I promptly replied "Well I got here as fast as I could!"
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#4
My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, "Stop it, you're driving too fast!
We're on a bridge!"
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#5
Yes Pony Express?
I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?
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#6
I like my Facebook messages like my
Fast & Furious movies: unseen.
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#7
BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
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#8
Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over by a cop...
Cops says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going." Heisenberg says, "No, but I know exactly where I am."
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#9
You say you don't eat a lot of fast food
but it kinda looks a little like you do.
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#10
What was sonic's diet advice to mario?
Gotta go fast
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#11
What's a dragracers favourite meal?
Brake-fast
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#12
Why USD erected so fast?
Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?
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#13
I drive way too fast to worry
about cholesterol.
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#14
I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel
like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast.
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#15
My girlfriend complained about
me moving on too fast.
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#16
before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers
from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
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#17
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!
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#18
The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.
I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast.
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#19
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
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#20
Having big boobs because you're fat is like having
a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Fast Jokes?
Our collection features 397 Fast Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Fast Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Fast Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Fast Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Fast Jokes are available?
We currently have 397 Fast Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Fast Jokes?
Fast Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Fast Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fast jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love fast jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good fast jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Fast Jokes safe for all ages?
Most fast jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Fast Jokes?
fast jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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