What Are Fifths Jokes?
Fifths Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fifths jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
#2
How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?
About three fifths.
#3
What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?
They're both only three fifths of a person
#4
How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?
For me, it's about three fifths.
#5
How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
#6
Quick question Do clippers games count as sold
out if the stadium is three fifths full?
#7
My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get...
One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise.
#8
How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?
Three Fifths
#9
My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl.
I told her she was wrong. It'd only be three-fifths as bad.
#10
Black lives matter But only
three fifths as much
#11
doing sports is ninety-eight percemt confidence and two thousand
percent talent and three fifths makimg math dudes mad
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Another reason people love fifths jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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