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What Are Flies Jokes?

Flies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
How do you get a hippy chick pregnant?
Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest
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#2
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana...
and butterflies like margarine.
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#3
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
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#4
Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
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#5
Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky
she had 16 flies attached to her mouth.
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#6
What is long, brown and covered in flies?
The welfare line.
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#7
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
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#8
Time flies like an arrow but
fruit flies like a banana.
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#9
How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
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#10
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
Birds can fly, but flies can't bird
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#11
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana.
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#12
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Your mom.
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#13
There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat...
one got pissed off.
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#14
*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU
MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO
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#15
Time flies when you throw your
alarm clock out the window.
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#16
You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but
you can catch more honeys by being fly.
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#17
Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make
yourself useful Me: Flies away
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#18
How do you get a hippie pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
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#19
Remember, flies transmit diseases
So keep yours up
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#20
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.
"Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Are Flies Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Flies Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Flies Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Flies Jokes?
Flies Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Flies Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and flies jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love flies jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good flies jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Flies Jokes safe for all ages?
Most flies jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Flies Jokes?
flies jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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