What Are Gestures Jokes?
Gestures Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gestures jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[on a first date] "Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want.
I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."
#2
[first date] "You're not into anything weird right?" -not
at all *gestures to my ferret army to fall back*
#3
[walking down street with date after dinner] him: i had a great time me: yep...
[gestures towards garbage truck] welp, this is me [jumps in]
#4
breakfast in bed?
babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later.
#5
[gestures to the parents of a crying baby] shhhh, please.
my foot's asleep
#6
*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* "Sorry.
Traffic." *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* "Oh this? I found it."
#7
Me: *gestures to the bellhop to take my bags to my room* Vanilla Ice:
Yo man, I don't work here M: *slips him a five* VI: Right away sir
#8
The Mob Hey, guess who has both thumbs and owes money to mafia.
*Gestures towards self with thumbs* *Puts on a serious face* No one has both thumbs and owes money to the mafia.
#9
[Batman & Joker at a table in Arkham Asylum] Joker: Wanna know I got these Scars?
*He gestures at his Lion King action figures* Batman: Ugh
#10
[Bowling Alley] "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes
left" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*
#11
Husband: So we've basically given up.
Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.
#12
[1st date, don't let her know you're a panda] "Do u mind if I ask how you got the um *gestures at eyes* These?
I..*rubs neck* cage fighting
#13
-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!!
Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?
#14
Cute cat "Thanks.
We dont let him in though cause he shreds" You mean sheds? "No" [gestures to cat shredding to Van Halen on the back patio]
#15
DOG: woof ME: you wanna go outside?
DOG: [wagging tail] woof woof! ME: ok just a second DOG: [pulls a gun] woof [gestures to door] woof
#16
Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and
all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter.
#17
[Meeting] *Gestures to pie chart* "Now as you can see
this chart is not nearly as delicious as it sounds."
#18
A man gestures to an empty parking lot...
and says, "This is all asphalt." Then his ass says, "Don't blame me."
#19
[Arkham Asylum] GUARD 1: that guy's CRAZY *gestures to Joker's cell*
JOKER: *using Bing instead of Google* GUARD 2: *whispers* holy shit
#20
[at the gym] ME: Hey, can you spot me?
GUY: Sure, which machine? ME: *gestures to vending machine* Right over there
Why People Enjoy Gestures Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gestures jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love gestures jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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