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Goal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of goal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Which insect didn't play well in goal?
The fumble bee!
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#2
Personal trainer: So what's your goal?
Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking
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#3
"Squad goals," I said, aloud, to nobody, as two rats helped each
other move an entire bagel into a hole in the subway tracks
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#4
I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet.
Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q
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#5
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To move the goal post for their argument
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#6
my fitness goal is just to get down to the weight
that i lied about on my drivers license
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#7
The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend
your life running up and down the field and never score.
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#8
[interview] "Tell me about a time you defied
authority to achieve a goal." Me: no
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#9
My goal weight: To not look
like a "before" picture.
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#10
Relationship goals:
A relationship
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#11
Goals for my kids before I had them: teach them Spanish, only use positive reinforcement, never yell.
After: get them to put on pants.
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#12
The only thing that stands between
you and your goal is **Internet**
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#13
My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy
to make everyone else doubt their sanity.
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#14
My goal weight is not having to take
selfies from such a high angle.
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#15
*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer*
*has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/
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#16
My only fitness goal is to look good enough where if I ever posed naked
people wouldn't see it and say, "Wow, that's so brave of him."
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#17
One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders.
Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next.
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#18
Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have
sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex
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#19
Why can't Jesus play Football?
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
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#20
Dear Short guy at the gym who's really fucking jacked.
I don't think your goal should be to grow wider, little buddy...
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