What Are Gps Jokes?
Gps Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gps jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My GPS thinks we should
see other drivers.
#2
No one will ever be as excited as a dad that just drove
somewhere in less time than the GPS said it would take.
#3
I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like "Doin'
great" or "Still going the right way, good job."
#4
Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car.
It says "No, we are not there yet!" every 30 seconds.
#5
What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?
Goddamn right.
#6
You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name.
"Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left" "Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."
#7
I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male because the
female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions.
#8
My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still
usually just end up busting out a globe
#9
Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet?
To keep her from losing her whey.
#10
Uh oh.
My car's GPS asked me, "Who's Siri?"
#11
I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn,
it says "Your sister wouldn't have missed that."
#12
[In the back of the car, imitating GPS voice] IN A HALF MILE, TAKE A SLIGHT RIGHT.
ALSO PUT ERICS MIXTAPE BACK ON THAT WAS SO GOOD
#13
My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm,
take a left here?" This can't be good.
#14
My car's GPS has learned to
say "Your other left."
#15
Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car...
It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both.
#16
Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute
if you want to know what marriage is like.
#17
I'd get lost less frequently if GPS
would say "no, your other left."
#18
I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where
this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.
#19
GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband:
no thanks, I know a longer way.
#20
ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity.
The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex.
Why People Enjoy Gps Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gps jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love gps jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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