What Are Guy Jokes?
Guy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of guy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Most guys walk up and stick it in...
I stick it in then walk up...
#2
I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he
cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys.
#3
What do you call a horny guy in a pool?
Driftwood
#4
How do you piss off a gay guy?
Fuck his boyfriend in the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains.
#5
I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his
inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt
#6
I ordered a pizza.
I don't think the guy understood how to get here. Is it free if it's 5 years late?
#7
You guys ever see a mannequin and think
she's completely out of your league?
#8
A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife"!
A man shouts from the back, "You don't got enough bullets, bud"!
#9
TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women.
So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he probably has Caligynephobia. It's the only explanation...
#10
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at
1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
#11
That Hamburger Helper hand guy.
There's a twin out there, right? Didn't go into showbiz. Maybe an accountant or something.
#12
What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?
Very, very hungry.
#13
I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward
guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in.
#14
[first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal
for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up
#15
Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told
him to text me when he got home I guess he's homeless.
#16
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping.
So...41 guys...that's the limit.
#17
One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in
front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt
#18
A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts "Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes
on r/jokes?" A voice from the back called out "I don't think you have enough bullets m8."
#19
Remember the guy who lost his left side?
He's *alright* now
#20
How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why People Enjoy Guy Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and guy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love guy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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