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Hammer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hammer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders...
When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?
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#2
FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer
does wonders for my enemies' shirts!
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#3
Your face...
...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer.
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#4
I'm not afraid of spiders.
I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer.
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#5
Chuck Norris can
touch MC Hammer.
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#6
A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his
way around, he picked up his hammer and saw.
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#7
"This is not a drill!"
~Guy holding a hammer.
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#8
Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?
Because it's a toad's tool.
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#9
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
(Kinda dark) One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack.
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#10
judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer?
judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing
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#11
I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke..
Stop me if you heard this one
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#12
*Brings a hammer
to a thumb war.*
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#13
What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?
MC Hammer and Sickle.
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#14
When a package says "Easy Open" I end up using
scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.
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#15
That awkward moment when someone says "stop", and you don't know whether
to respond with "collaborate and listen" or "hammer time."
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#16
My finger broke through the toilet paper so I dunked my
hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer.
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#17
I went to M.C.
Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.
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#18
The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the
self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart.
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#19
[First Date] Me: So, Construction?
Him: Yeah M: You nail stuff? With your big hammer? H: M: Like to screw? H: M: Hey! Where are you going?
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#20
Double standards are not fair!
When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hammer jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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