What Are Harbor Jokes?
Harbor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of harbor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
You're pretty like a pearl...
...Pearl Harbor; all shot up.
#2
I held a door for an elderly Japanese man.
He said "Sank you." Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?
#3
The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship...
It is truly without pier.
#4
This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters.
All I could say was "Shucks."
#5
Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared.
#6
An English man asked an American how he liked his
tea The American replied, "in the harbor."
#7
Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!!
Britain: "What happened to the T?" America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
#8
Man, Asians drive so bad .
. . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
#9
Asians are so bad at driving...
I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
#10
Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said "Sank you" so I punched him in the face.
I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
#11
"Guess my nationality" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so.
"You're correct, but where's the t?" asked the man. "In the harbor"
#12
[1773] "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into
the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR
#13
Asian Drivers Are So Bad...
that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident
#14
I just held the door open for an Asian guy.
He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
#15
I just held the door open for a Japanese guy and he said, "Sank you" So I punched him in the face.
I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor just like that.
#16
"Why don't British people pronounce their T's?
Because they're all in the Boston harbor."
#17
I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said "sank you." So I punched him.
Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that
#18
TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port.
Whoops, wrong sub.
#19
Asians are such terrible drivers...
...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
#20
Asians are so bad at driving im starting
to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Why People Enjoy Harbor Jokes
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Another reason people love harbor jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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