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What Are Harvey Jokes?

Harvey Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of harvey jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics...
One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark' The other says, I'll have a Harvey Schrodinger, thanks'.
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#2
[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence...
Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN
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#3
"You miss 100% of the shots you
don't take." -Lee Harvey Oswald
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#4
I tweeted to Steve Harvey tonight that he was still my favorite all-time host of Family Feud;
but two and a half minutes later I tweeted again to tell him it is actually Richard Dawson
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#5
[reading test results] "It looks like you're gonna be just fine" [nurse
whispers in ear] "Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks" -Steve Harvey M.D.
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#6
And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia!
-Steve Harvey
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#7
The Universal Miss award
goes to Steve Harvey.
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#8
Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2?
IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY
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#9
Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?
He'd get it.
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#10
What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
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#11
Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house
None of the presents have the correct names.
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#12
"Your GPA last semester was
a 4.0" \- Steve Harvey
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#13
What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald?
One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .
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#14
Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
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#15
Batman threw Two-Face at my car,
and now it has a Harvey Dent
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#16
And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary!
- Steve Harvey
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#17
It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey
won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them.
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#18
What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
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#19
Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar...
(complete the damn thing)
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#20
Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and
say it's actually Clinton any second now
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Harvey Jokes?
Our collection features 31 Harvey Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Harvey Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Harvey Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Harvey Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Harvey Jokes are available?
We currently have 31 Harvey Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Harvey Jokes?
Harvey Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Harvey Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and harvey jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love harvey jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Harvey Jokes safe for all ages?
Most harvey jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Harvey Jokes?
harvey jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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