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Haunt Jokes

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What Are Haunt Jokes?

Haunt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of haunt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!
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#2
What do you call a haunted
accordion Polka haunt us
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#3
My 8 year old son wrote this...
What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist.
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#4
If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree
to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
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#5
when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said "that's
not how you do it." I never asked him the right way & it haunts me
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#6
I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches.
It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me.
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#7
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic
on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life...
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#8
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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#9
Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?
For the boos.
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#10
I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday..
I know it's going to come back to haunt me!
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#11
*Ouija board begins spelling* H-A-V-E_S-O-M-E "Ooooh, spooky" G-R-A-N-D-C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
"Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"
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#12
When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo...
why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
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#13
The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL
haunts every email I've ever sent.
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#14
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits.
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#15
Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses.
If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali
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#16
*accidentally summons malevolent demon at a seance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER!
[4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY
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#17
Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me...
...she was a coultergeist
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#18
[deathbed] ME: Give me that sword & I'll haunt it when I die SON: I made this [hands me cake] ME: No!
[dies] CAKE: [in my voice] God damn it
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#19
When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
And by "younger" I mean yesterday.
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#20
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night.
He hypnotised 8 fellas but dropped his microphone on his foot.......and shouted "Fuck me!" What happened next will haunt me for life!!
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