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Have Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of have jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I have a rape joke.
Never mind, it's a bit forced.
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#2
Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone so I can mindlessly
check the same three apps 500 times a day.
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#3
My dog and I have two things in common: We like burying
our bones in other peoples backyards and fleas :-(
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#4
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS?
Well, one you have to shuck between fits...
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#5
Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.
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#6
American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig.
His Dad says, "All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."
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#7
Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit.
Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work.
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#8
I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people
cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
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#9
My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.
Now I have stable WiFi.
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#10
Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have
it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
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#11
If you don't like my selfies, maybe you shouldn't have such a beautiful friend.
Maybe you aren't ready to handle that kind of responsibility
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#12
A recently fired stock trader said: "This is worse than a divorce,
I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"
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#13
Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK.
Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania.
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#14
If you can't handle me at my worst,
you and I have a lot in common.
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#15
I have a problem with people that are missing body parts.
I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant.
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#16
What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
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#17
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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#18
What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?
Windshield vipers.
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#19
What does a baby have in common with a old car?
They're fun to take apart, but they're a real bitch to put back together.
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#20
Give it to me straight "I'd really like to have sex
with you-" Now give it to me gay "-r boyfriend."
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