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#1
Harry POTter?
Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda.
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#2
Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
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#3
I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so
imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl.
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#4
Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat?
Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak
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#5
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
- Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
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#6
Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted
by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are.
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#7
What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?
Fetus deletus
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#8
Harry says to Hermione: "Hey Hermione, guess how I got my dick to be 12 inches?" Hermione sarcastically responds: "I don't know Harry...
Magic?" Harry: "I folded it in half."
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#9
What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?
"Ouch! I Hermione!"
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#10
Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
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#11
Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
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#12
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.
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#13
Sorry I put a Gryffindor scarf on the baby Jesus in
your nativity scene and called him Hermione Manger.
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#14
Harry Potter: "Hermoine, I'm gay" Hermione: "Are
you kidding?" Harry: "No, I'm fucking Sirius"
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#15
Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch.
(Sorry, That's it)
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#16
Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?
'Cos once you go black, you never go back.
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#17
So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak..
Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library
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#18
Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke.
I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
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#19
So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really
wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon.
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#20
Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?
Offshore investment gains a better return.
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