What Are Hollywood Jokes?
Hollywood Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hollywood jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
#2
In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They
could all be facing at least six months in jail.
#3
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
#4
"Pilot season" in Hollywood is when TV networks pay writers millions
of dollars to think of ways people could move in together.
#5
Knock Knock...
Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood.
#6
what qualifies a woman in hollywood for disability benefits?
"A" cup
#7
Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to.
Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix.
#8
What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?
Pilot season
#9
Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?
Sigourney "Weaver" :P
#10
What type of wood is the most expensive?
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
#11
Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...?
Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername... Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife.
#12
Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions .
. . They gave me their baby.
#13
How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?
"Trust Me..."
#14
Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite
dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development.
#15
A fifth Fast and Furious movie?
Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood.
#16
A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
#17
Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor
And he's taking his talents to Hollywood
#18
My E!
True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet.
#19
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Hollywood.
#20
HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve
Years a slave but id only been married for 10
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