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Honor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of honor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST
HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor
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#2
SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1.
ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
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#3
Your honor I object!
That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
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#4
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor.
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#5
The defense rests your honor.
*camera pans to defendant taking a nap*
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#6
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?
They are calling it Raspberry Turnover
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#7
Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you
make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot.
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#8
In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week.
Easter is a bonne idee.
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#9
In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela.
They named it "Mandela's Apartires R Us"
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#10
Why was 5 afraid of 6?
Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
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#11
A poop joke.
How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor.
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#12
My classic blasphemy joke in honor of the occasion...
A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
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#13
In honor of the 30 year anniversary of the Challenger explosion.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
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#14
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
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#15
Yes, your honor, but in my defense I
thought he was stung by a jellyfish
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#16
Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips
pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor
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#17
"Objection your honor, the defense is badg-" BADGERING THE WITNESS!
JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* "Case dismissed."
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#18
My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor.
What did I ever do to her???
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#19
Cop: You were speeding.
Me: Objection your honor. Cop: I'm not a judge. Me: Permission to approach the bench. Cop: What? Me: Sustained.
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#20
Your Honor, these 52 selfies on my clients phone at the precise moment
of the crime prove that my client can only be guilty of narcissism.
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