What Are Hymn Jokes?
Hymn Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hymn jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
#2
Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn.
"We gather together to gather together . . ."
#3
Why do feminists hate church music?
Because of all the Hymns.
#4
I downloaded some hymns for
my ipod New praylist.
#5
Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?"
*Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
#6
What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?
Finnish hymns
#7
Protestants sing every verse to every hymn.
Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
#8
My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It
gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'
#9
What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
Finnish Hymn!
#10
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
#11
Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
#12
Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?
Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"
#13
What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?
FINNISH HYMN!
#14
At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day?
"Aisle,altar,hymn."
#15
Q: In church, why do they sing hymns and not hers?
A: they're misogynists
#16
A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service.
What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!
#17
Did you here about the priest?
He broke his organ on a hymn
#18
Why did the gay choir boy die?
He choked on his last hymn.
Why People Enjoy Hymn Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hymn jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love hymn jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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