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#1
How do you comeback 'I know you
are but what am I?" A hypocrite
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#2
What church do hypocrites belong to?
All of them.
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#3
Sometimes Jesus asks himself, "What would
some self-righteous hypocrite do?"
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#4
My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her.
So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite.
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#5
My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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#6
I hate people who make generalisations.
They're all hypocrites.
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#7
Say what you will about us hypocrites, but the standards
we claim to have are WAY higher than yours.
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#8
I hate people who use stereotypes...
They're usually hypocrites.
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#9
2 things I hate; 1)Hypocrites 2)and
people who don't finish anyth
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#10
My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing.
Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend.
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#11
There are only 3 types of people that I hate.
Racists, hypocrites and niggers.
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#12
Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and
so self-centered Oh, except for me of course
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#13
Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous.
What's your name?
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#14
This guys talking about "Calm down, everything happens for a reason".
Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite.
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#15
First joke I ever told.
You know what a hypocrite is? A guy that hates cats, but loves pussy.
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#16
There are three types of people I hate
Niggers, racists, and hypocrites
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#17
I dislike three types of people Racists,
hypocrites and mexicans
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#18
2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists.
2) Hypocrites
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#19
I can't show how much I hate exclamation
points without looking like a hypocrite.
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#20
Can a hippo be a hypocrite.
Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts.
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