What Are Inauguration Jokes?
Inauguration Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of inauguration jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech?
Wow, that was quite a mouthful.
#2
It wasn't raining during Trump's inauguration
It was just alternative sunshine
#3
Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the "largest audience
ever." Then he took it back because your mother left.
#4
What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win?
Trump-ets I'll see myself out
#5
It just occurred to me Trump's inauguration was cloudy.
I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show.
#6
Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration?
He wants to grab them by Debussy.
#7
Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech
It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice
#8
They are serving "Trump Soup" at the inauguration
banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea
#9
News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures.
451 degrees Fahrenheit.
#10
Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's?
Trump's crowd paled in comparison.
#11
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
#12
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
#13
What's the fourth derivative called?
Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk.
#14
Netflix is making a documentary on the upcoming presidential inauguration.
They're calling it "Orange is the New Black".
#15
Why did the Trump inauguration look so small?
Camouflage!
#16
Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to
his inauguration, only 14 missed work.
#17
I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink I call it, "Make
America Smashed Again" It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice.
#18
Inauguration Day crowds One more thing that Trump
has that's smaller than a black guy's.
#19
I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration...
...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down.
#20
Guys, I know we're 3 days from Inauguration Day...
But here's how Bernie Sanders can still win!
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