What Are Intel Jokes?
Intel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of intel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7...
does that mean Intel can't even?
#2
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
#3
I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying
programs I mean most of our computers are labelled "Intel"
#4
Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria
but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel
#5
What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?
A Pedo File.
#6
Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
#7
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
#8
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
#9
Why did the spy steal the laptop?
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
#10
I tried to get my mom to switch from AMD to Intel...
...but I couldn't Celeron it.
#11
What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?
Immigrants
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