What Are Isi Jokes?
Isi Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of isi jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half
the people decided to change my name to Isil.
#2
What's the difference between a prostitute and a member of ISIS?
One sucks and makes you explode, the other explodes and it sucks
#3
An ISIS recruit asks his wife..
"Let's try 69 tonight" Wife says, "You should rather try 72". She then blows him up.
#4
Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group.
Because that is where the ISIS.
#5
If isis gets bombed They'll
be called waswas
#6
How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
#7
What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?
They both hate the French press
#8
What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?
The execution.
#9
40% of North American teens can't even find ISIS on a map.
Talk about ignorant
#10
With all the negative news lately ...about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking
over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen.
#11
What makes a joke about ISIS funny?
The execution
#12
I think we should elect Bernie.
When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die.
#13
ISIS "Preventing the theft of unattended
baggage since 1989"
#14
How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?
In a blow up pool
#15
"We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."
Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea
#16
What's the difference between ISIS and a prostitute?
Not much, give or take a few heads.
#17
What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?
RICE-IS
#18
Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?
because they serve Poutine.
#19
What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?
WASWAS.
#20
Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS...
Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban.
Why People Enjoy Isi Jokes
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Another reason people love isi jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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