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Jackass Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jackass jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Texan: So where you from?
Harvard graduate: The kind of place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Texan: Where you from jackass?
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#2
How was there no jackass in a giant penis costume at the women's March?
That would of been hilarious. You would never see feminists beat a dick so hard.
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#3
Every woman should have four pets...
A mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed...and a Jackass to pay for all of it
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#4
I told my boss that I wanted a raise.
The boss, like a jackass, replied, "How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?" "About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
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#5
We just got a donkey
He's a real Jackass
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#6
Every women should have four animals.
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!
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#7
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Santa." "Santa who?" "Santa who has
to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."
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#8
Hi I'm michael cera and this is jackass [blows
on his yogurt to make sure it's not to hot]
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#9
Every program on MTV could have
been titled "Jackass".
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#10
The secret episode.
"Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this
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#11
Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show.
NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a "jackass".
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#12
What do you call a jackass in the mafia?
A donkey.
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#13
A dwarf once walked into a brothel...
with a honeycomb and a jackass; the madam says,..
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#14
A Texan says to a Harvard student...
Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from, we don't end sentences with prepositions. Texan: oh, alright. where are ya from, jackass?
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#15
I wish I were as comfortable with my body
as every guy from Jackass is with theirs.
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#16
How do you know if someone's vegan?
Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say "found the vegan"
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#17
I'm not saying you're a jackass but...
You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set.
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