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What Are Java Jokes?

Java Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of java jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are Communists bad Java programmers?
They don't like classes.
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#2
A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else.
After a short pause, he replied "Yes."
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#3
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java.
He hates me.
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#4
Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update.
Everyday.
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#5
Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea?
it crashed.
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#6
Why do java programmers need to wear glasses?
Because they can't C#!
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#7
Coffee rules everything around me.
C.R.E.A.M. Get the sugar. Java java beans, y'all.
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#8
Coffee so strong, it still works even
though you've disabled java.
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#9
What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
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#10
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends...
We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me.
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#11
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#
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#12
Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses?
Because they dont C#
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#13
Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic?
Because they're cast-sensitive!
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#14
"Java is to Javascript
as ham is to hamster."
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#15
Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying...
Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals.
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#16
To follow up on the Java/C# joke...
Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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#17
What is a java programmers favorite bird?
A BlueJ
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#18
Why can't Java programmers see well?
Because of the eclipse
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#19
Programming "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" very long pause....
"Java." :)
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#20
"This website requires Java" *gets cup of coffee* "This website
requires Java" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*
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