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What Are Juice Jokes?

Juice Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of juice jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why aren't iPhone chargers
called apple juice?
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#2
Boss: Are you drinking liquor at work?
*flashes back to pouring apple juice into a whiskey bottle bc I couldn't find a thermos* "Yes"
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#3
Why did the Orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice!!!
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#4
me: Did you brush your teeth?
9: Yes me *hands him a glass of orange juice* 9: Do I have to? me: Yep. Told you not to touch my Cheetos
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#5
Hitler didn't like oranges.
He hated the juice.
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#6
What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice?
Concentrated.
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#7
What's Hitler's favorite drink?
Orange Juice made from concentrate
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#8
Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail?
The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice.
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#9
You are the toothpaste
to my orange juice.
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#10
The milk in my fridge went bad.
It beat up my orange juice and started selling meth to all the condiments.
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#11
Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over
your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind.
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#12
I asked my friend if drinking Metamucil because I love the taste of orange juice is weird She said, "no...
regular people do it all the time!"
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#13
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
It said "concentrate" on it!
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#14
Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?
He wasn't concentrated.
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#15
I've heard that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better, so I decided to try it.
The semen tasted better, but the juice tasted much worse.
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#16
Cashier: what's with all the pineapple juice?
Me: *winks* -Spends the night making delicious umbrella drinks with my cat.
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#17
Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate
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#18
Why do black people hate wine?
Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the "Black people like grape juice" came from?)
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#19
What is Hitler's least favorite beverage?
Juice.
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#20
[2024] "Yeah my dad left to get vape juice
6 years ago, but he never came back"
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